The NHL has been cancelled for the year. Seriously, what's next.

I feel like crap, my face has been going nuts lately. Send money or drugs. Man, I wish I had some weed.

My dog ran over to my senior citizen neighbor. I chased him as I saw the dog about to jump on this 85 year-old dude who can barely walk. He was wearing a really solid yellow Pirates batting helmet. He was like "aww hell no, what's up dog" and I was all "eeeaaarggghhh".

Big movie news transmitting from somewhere in the cosmos. Warning: no weed required, but it doesn't hurt.

Dark days coming.

Bob Dylan sitting in a living room, in front of the tv, playing a hybrid electric and accoustic guitar. What?

When I was little... my father was famous.
He was the greatest sam-urai in the empire;
and he was the Shogun's decapitator.
He cut off the heads of a hundred and thirty-one lords.
It was a bad time for the empire.
The Shogun just stayed inside his castle -- and he never came out.
People said his brain was infected by DEVILS.
My father would come home -- he would forget about the killings.
He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him.
Maybe that was the problem.
Then, one night... the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house.
They were supposed to kill my father... but they didn't.

Pretty sure at this point I am going to go back to doing local cable television production.